NUMBER:

299

AGE:

31

NATIONALITY:

Dutch

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Much

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's an easy catch and with
a little luck I get to see
the other wolfheads, when they
come to his rescue (which is
quite safe because I'm
very good at tree-pretending).

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I like my knights blond
and blue-eyed.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'll get a life-threatening
fever the minute I walk
into a forest without my woollen
underclothes and my protective
rain poncho (with Winnie the
Pooh on the back). Actually, even
then, I only survive in a
forest when the path is neatly
marked and doesn't take longer
than - let's say - half an hour.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I know that, once he has set
his sparkling ice-blue eyes
on me, he'll take me into
his "personal" service (and
keep me out of forests).



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NUMBER:

522

AGE:

30

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

My wife likes him too much.

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

One of my very good friends,
ah, knows a lot about him.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

According to my wife, I'm not.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Because my boss told me to.



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NUMBER:

481

AGE:

481

NATIONALITY:

Scottish

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Who knows what could happen?

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

My teacher's teacher's teacher
was Sir Launcelot at one point.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm not.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Uh, I have nothing better to do.



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NUMBER:

91

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

British

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He shot all my best friends,
my six brothers, my brothers'
best friends, my uncles, their
best friends and everyone else
who would talk to me. I'm
gonna get the bastard - although
I'd rather someone else
did first... I don't want
to die!

Favourite knight:

The Sky at Knight

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I picked him because he's
big, black and beautiful!
I get stars in my eyes just
looking at him.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm expendable because I've
got nothing to live for,
having no friends. I spend
all my time drinking so I'm
a useless good for nothing.
I'm also expendable because we
all look alike in these
damn helmets and cloaks!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is the King of Bastard City.
I truly respect this noble
madman. He's set fire to more
villages/ers than I've had hot
dinners. I seek to serve under
his command (and then run away
or get killed) in whatever
post may become available.



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NUMBER:

562

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

German

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

None Given

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

All of them

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

What is a cutthroat?

Favourite knight:

None given

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Nothing given

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

None given

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I am strong!



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NUMBER:

715

AGE:

16

NATIONALITY:

Anglo/Norman

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Almost as good at shouting
as Sir Guy...

Favourite knight:

Sir Laurence Olivier

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Another good shouter, on
occasion.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

If I only might experience
10 minutes being shouted at
by Sir Guy, I would be
willing to sacrifice all.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I Love Him. Just ONE
chance to allow myself to
be noticed. He might even
notice I am a woman! Sigh...



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NUMBER:

1191

AGE:

23

NATIONALITY:

Canadian

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I heard that he keeps half
the money he stole from you.

Favourite knight:

Sir Paul McCartney

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I like the music.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I don't understand the question???

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

My mommy threw me out.



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NUMBER:

2020

AGE:

It is my birthday today. I am
really 20 years old since
5 minutes ago.

NATIONALITY:

Dutch

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I’m a tree

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He is not as irritating as
the rest of that scum. If
I arrested another one of
those wolfheads I would kill
myself. I hate them. He is
the best of the worst.

Favourite knight:

My Lady (CC) Babcock

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

She is not a knight like
those above are, but she is
fighting for the right
things. Watch "The Nanny"
and you'll see.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'll do anything for love!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I have fallen deeply, deeply
in love with him.



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NUMBER:

552

AGE:

31

NATIONALITY:

Australian

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Well - I might have some fun
torturing him.. Hee hee. He's
the only manly lot of
the girly merry men...

Favourite knight:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Sherlock Holmes got to solve
mysteries, be waited on by
Dr Watson AND indulge
in drugs...

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I have no spine. Weak
people like me are a dime a
dozen. I have a bad
temper. I can be very silly,
and I'm an alcoholic.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is so truly evil, misunderstood
(and wrongly downtrodden by the
Sheriff) and I could take care of
the girly Robin Hoods...and maybe
gain Sir Guy’s gratitude.. *grin*



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NUMBER:

532

AGE:

22

NATIONALITY:

None given.

Favourite past-time:

Kicking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He’s just plain scary!

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because he's from King Arthur's
court, and I've known Lancelot
to be chivalrous.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Although, technically, I'm not
at all expendable, I'll just
pretend that I am.
Because I.....I.....I DON'T KNOW!!!!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is a cutie-pie!



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NUMBER:

401

AGE:

18

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He’s feisty!

Favourite knight:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

His fantastic stories.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I’m an art history major.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He amuses me.



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NUMBER:

817

AGE:

20

NATIONALITY:

American (Alabama, USA)

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Much

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

No reasons given.

Favourite knight:

Sir Paul McCartney

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Hell, I don't know. I just guessed.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I've come to serve or something...

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I was told to.



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NUMBER:

4009

AGE:

18

NATIONALITY:

British

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Surrender immediately

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Alan a Dale

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

His 'music' anoys me. It
leaves me greatly disturbed.
When I get disturbed I
go psycho lady on the serf
population in general.

Favourite knight:

Sir Valient

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Coz even though he can't act,
he becomes a knight in the end
and is a king and I like
to aim high in my projects :)

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I am a tree hugging hippy and
wouldn't even notice if I was dead.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He has a nice arse. Will
he be seeing this? Er...



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