NUMBER: | 91 |
AGE: | 21 |
NATIONALITY: | British |
Favourite past-time: | Drinking |
If confronted by wolfsheads, I would: | Stand really still and pretend I'm a tree |
Best trait: | Men with blue capes frighten me into submission |
The wolfshead I'd like to arrest most: | Robin Hood |
Reason(s) why I picked this cutthroat: | He shot all my best friends, my six brothers, my brothers' best friends, my uncles, their best friends and everyone else who would talk to me. I'm gonna get the bastard - although I'd rather someone else did first... I don't want to die! |
Favourite knight: | The Sky at Knight |
Reason(s) why I chose this knight: | I picked him because he's big, black and beautiful!
I get stars in my eyes just looking at him. |
Reason(s) why I'm expendable: | I'm expendable because I've got nothing to live for, having no friends. I spend all my time drinking so I'm a useless good for nothing. I'm also expendable because we all look alike in these damn helmets and cloaks! |
I respect Sir Guy and would willingly serve him because: | He is the King of Bastard City. I truly respect this noble madman. He's set fire to more villages/ers than I've had hot dinners. I seek to serve under his command (and then run away or get killed) in whatever post may become available. |