NUMBER:

2034

AGE:

22

NATIONALITY:

English

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Surrender immediately

Best trait:

I have absolutely
no free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Meg of Wickham

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

She can't run very fast.

Favourite knight:

Sir Tain Death

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He doesn't exist.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I am total scum.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I am total scum.



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NUMBER:

888

AGE:

18

NATIONALITY:

Norwegian or something

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Much

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Why not? He's smaller than me

Favourite knight:

Sir Anthony Hopkins

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I ate him with a nice chianti

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Am I? AM I?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's the most handsome knight
in the world.



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NUMBER:

445

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Surrender immediately

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin of Loxley

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

It is the only way to get
him away from Marian.

Favourite knight:

Sir Paul McCartney

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I would listen to his music
while on guard duty.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

When Gisburne and I capture Loxley
I would run away with him.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I like his voice. I could take
orders from him all day.



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NUMBER:

628

AGE:

16

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

In the movie Robin Hood:
Prince of Thieves he is
FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favourite knight:

Obi-wan Kenobi

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Not only does he own a
lightsaber (which, by the way,
is the coolest sword in
existance) he trained two of
the greatest Jedi: Anakin
and Luke Skywalker.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm Immortal and I wield the
Force. Do you still think
I'm expendable?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's the only person who will
hire me.



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NUMBER:

1007

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because then he could be
deported and it would be a
lot harder to rescue
him if he weren't anywhere
nearby. Then those
despised wolfsheads would be
down by one rather ruthless
killing machine, with no
practical hope of replacing
him, thereby giving us,
the guards, a better chance
of surviving and winning.

Favourite knight:

Lawrence of Arabia

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Things always worked out for
him. He always knew what
happened and had the brains
to figure out what to do
next. You'd never catch
those wolfheads making a fool
out of him. No sir. you'd
find him waiting for them
with a foolproof trap, and
they'd be taken care of
faster than a horse and buggy
going down the main roads
of london at full speed.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Because I'm mostly just another
sword-wielding, guy loving,
pure pile of attitude, and
no one would notice if I
were gone, as Sir Guy
himself is the master of all
those qualities, and I
am but a shadow at his feet.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

If I don't he will give me
a wedgie that I'll remember
for months to come.



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NUMBER:

386

AGE:

23

NATIONALITY:

English

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because I'd really like to
get to grips with him.

Favourite knight:

Sir Peter Ustinov

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He gave me my History Degree.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

There are planty of single
female Durham graduates.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I'm willing to service anybody,
and Sir Guy seems particularly
in need of a good seeing to.
Or should I be filling in an
application form for Sir Guy's
personal services?



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NUMBER:

645

AGE:

27 (really)

NATIONALITY:

Canadian

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Those swords! TWO of them!!!

Favourite knight:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Any man who believes in
fairies is okay by me.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'd be better as mulch
than as a guard?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Laughter is important in
maintaining good mental health.



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NUMBER:

804

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

Welsh

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's a brat! [?]

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

That's one of my many identities.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm not.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

HE's the only one who'll hire me.



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NUMBER:

661

AGE:

556 years

NATIONALITY:

Currently American

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

One of my very good friends,
Guard 804, hates him, so I
do too. Besides, he told me
to pick him.

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Again, Guard 804 talked me into
putting that down.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Well, let's see, I'm immortal,
I've been fighting for over
500 years, I can wield a sword
perfectly. I guess I'm not
expendable.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Uh, first of all, who says I
respect him? I just need
something to do for eternity.



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NUMBER:

483

AGE:

46 years

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

How 'bout all of them?

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Why do I have to arrest them?
Why can't I just kill them?

Favourite knight:

Nick Knight

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He's a vampire.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm not. Besides, you can't
kill me. Too many people
have already tried.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

No way do I respect him and
I serve no one. I'm just
here for the fun.



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