NUMBER:

902

AGE:

Old enough

NATIONALITY:

Saracen

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Verimnaard

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's just a lousy captain
of the guard. I'd be much
better.

Favourite knight:

Salah-al-Din (Saladin)

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Hey, he's my idol!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

As said, I know how to
wield a sword. Even better,
I know how to wield
2 swords. Secondly, I have
lovely silk and linen
from the Holy Land.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I want to get rid of Verimnaard.



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NUMBER:

25

AGE:

25

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

No reason given

Favourite knight:

Nick Knight

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He is a vampire

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm not really expendable.
I can wield a sword perfectly,
I can fight well, and I
obey orders to the letter.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I'm extremely weird.



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NUMBER:

76

AGE:

20

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's said to be FINE!!!!!!!

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

The lightsaber, man.
It's the coolest!!!!!!!!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

That's the beauty of it. I'm not.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's the only person who will
hire me



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NUMBER:

2

AGE:

33

NATIONALITY:

English o' course

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Surrender immediately

Best trait:

I have no free
will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Meg of Wickham

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

'Cos Oive wanted to go out
with 'er for ages

Favourite knight:

Michael Knight

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Oi loike 'is car!
It speaks to 'im, like.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Oim a peasant, and the
result of selective inbreedin'

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Ee's bigger than me.



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NUMBER:

16

AGE:

14

NATIONALITY:

From Wickham

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

The Sheriff of Nottingham and
Sir Guy of Gisburne

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I don't like them...They're
mean...They put me in
the dungeon...

Favourite knight:

Flora from the Nottingham Bakery

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

She brought me food when I was
hungry and locked away in
the dungeon.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm just a mouthy girl from
Wickham who is locked in
the dungeon...

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I don't respect him and I am
only filling this out because
I want to be the Captain of
the Guards.



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NUMBER:

555

AGE:

15

NATIONALITY:

Swedish

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield
a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

To make Gisburne jealous because
he can't catch Robin and I can!

Favourite knight:

The future Sir Me!

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because I'm the best!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I won't become expendable
until Gisburne does!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

It will give me a better chance to assassinate him of course!



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NUMBER:

333

AGE:

70

NATIONALITY:

Swedish

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Surrender immediately

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

King John

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

No reason given

Favourite knight:

Sir Peter Ustinov

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

No clue

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Aren't we all?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Who?



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NUMBER:

756

AGE:

19

NATIONALITY:

I'm Canadian.
Please don't tell anybody!

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Why not? I have to pick one of them

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He's brave and strong and doesn't
take any sh*! from no one.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

You tell me.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's pretty cool.



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NUMBER:

9999

AGE:

19,000,000,000

NATIONALITY:

I'm Canadian.
Please don't tell anybody!

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Little John

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because without him, Robin
wouldn't have been able to
do a lot of the things.
Little John's height, size and
strength can all be used for
something greater like defending
Sir Guy, rather than opposing
him. Plus he robbed three
times on different occasions.

Favourite knight:

Darth Vader

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because he's a villain.
He had great powers.
He was feared.
He was once a Jedi knight.
His only downfall was protecting
his son against the Emperor
Palpatine. Darth outmatches
Skywalker 2 to 1.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Because as long as Sir Guy
lives my duty is performed.
It is my greatest honour
to die for Sir Guy of Gisburne.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

In all the stories he lost
the love of Lady M.
[Secretary's Note: Actually not
in this version--but hey--the
principle's still the same!]
to Robin, he ended up dead
[See previous note] and
with nothing. It is now my
sworn duty to make sure no one
opposes him again and to insure
his safety as well as his
everlasting rule.



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NUMBER:

216

AGE:

15

NATIONALITY:

I'm Canadian.
Please don't tell anybody!

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Robin Hood should not be
wearing tights. He does
not have a good enough
ass for it!

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Cuz he's my son. I got

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm so lose I can
slide down a stool.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Because he rocks.



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NUMBER:

444

AGE:

18

NATIONALITY:

Not quite sure

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand very still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Lots of reward money

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He got the girl

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Because everyone
(apart from you) is

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I'm totally insane



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NUMBER:

1919

AGE:

19

NATIONALITY:

The Netherlands

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I have been training in Saracen
swordfighting. In my exams I was the
best of the class. So I think I
could beat Nasir in a man to
man battle.

Favourite knight:

Sir Guy of Gisburne
AND Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Don't really know. He is the
only one I know, besides Sir
Lancelot and the best knight ever,
Sir Guy of Gisburne. The reason I
picked Luke is because he is such
an innocent boy in the beginning
and ends up a huge hero.
I hope my career in Nottingham will
follow the same course. From
nothing to a great, respected knight.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I don't have anything better
to do

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Sir Guy is the bravest knight of
all. He is intelligent, handsome
and rich. Maybe we can throw the
Sheriff from the counsel and let
my lord of Gisburne take his place.
If he then can perform his plans
to capture the wolfsheads, he will
succeed. And I will stand beside
him and fight my battle with Nasir.



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NUMBER:

699

AGE:

Young-ish

NATIONALITY:

Supposedly French accent
but Hell knows...

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Adam Bell

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Old and weak. He can be turned
into a do-gooder after a lifetime
of murder and pillage by one
man - so he's obviously gone soft!

Favourite knight:

Michael Knight

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I want his car!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I can arch my back really well
when hit by an arrow!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I am totally devoid of common sense!
Oh and I'm a suicidal maniac in my
spare time!



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