NUMBER:

1189

AGE:

24

NATIONALITY:

Mostly Dutch, but also a
bit Swedish, Belgian and
German

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Sarah from "Children of Israel"

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

She's not really a wolfshead,
but I hate her anyway,
because she's extremely stupid!
I mean, Gisburne saves her life,
leaves the Sheriff for her and
wants to marry her. And what
does she tell him?:
"Everything about you disgusts me:
your cruelty, your arrogance, your
ignorance and your conceit."
That's exactly everything I
love about him! How can anyone
be so blind?
"I would rather die than have
anything to do with you . . . .
I would kill myself before
I marry you"
Ungrateful witch! She shouldn't even
be arrested, she should be hanged
at once!

[N.B. The opinions expressed above
are those of the participant and
do not necessarily reflect those
held by certain secretaries... :-)]

Favourite knight:

Sir Percival

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I liked him in "Excalibur,"
my favorite movie. But I hardly
ever watch the first 103 minutes:
why wait when your VCR has a
fast forward button??

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm not! Guy just doesn't know
that he loves me yet. But
I'll make him love me, and then
I won't be replaceable anymore! Not
even by that stupid Sarah.
I hate her, I hate her!!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I love him!



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NUMBER:

77

AGE:

28

NATIONALITY:

I am Canadian and I am
Damned Proud of it (You
had better be too)!!!!!

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Dirk Doalghamn

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

In the deepest part of the world
and in the darkest dampest
dungeoun (not including this fine
establishment), came a little boy
who was forced to work in the
salt mines. Day and night I toiled my
little butt off. I was given
shelter (a hole in the ground) and
food...stale bread (NO COOKIES!
Sniff, Sniff) and salty water.
The one who did this to
me was the most horrible man of
them all, Dirk Doalghamn (Shudder, Shudder)
My mother sold me into slavery
for some magic beans. Dirk Doalghamn
told my mother that if planted
under cover of night, they
would sprout into a tremendous beanstalk
leading into the clouds.
In the clouds was a magical land, with
a huge castle filled with more of
these FREAKIN' MAGICAL BEANS (No one ever
said my mother was bright).
With great expectations my mother
gave me up without a thought.
I lived in that hell hole until I was 15.
I escaped, and how I escaped
is a mystery to all. Let's just
say the Wife was happy that day!
I still resent Dirk Doalghamn. One
day I mean to find Dirk Doalghamn
and repay the favour with plenty
of spare beans.

Favourite knight:

Sir Dalamar

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He's one of the best knights
I know (not counting the knights
in your division of course). Me and
Dalamar met when I held the
rank of squire. We have been friends
for a long time. I haven't seen
Dalamar for years. Last I heard,
he had joined an elite society of
magicians.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

An interesting concept for the dull
and boring. The question you should really
be asking is: Are You Expendable?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I would serve Sir Guy of Gisburne,
but only because a super chicken
told me to.



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NUMBER:

302

AGE:

14

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Wolf

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He was hot on the movie
Robin Hood (the one with
Kevin Costner)

Favourite knight:

Sir Harrison Ford (Star Wars)

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He was really hot when
STAR WARS came out (I like
Harrison Ford more!) and he's
good with a light saber.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm another simple-minded fool

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's taller than me



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NUMBER:

303

AGE:

19

NATIONALITY:

English

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He doesn't answer any of my law
suits. I am suing him because
he never pays any child support
and I have his son. The
poor little guy doesn't
even know his dad. If I
could catch Nasir, then
the kid could at least see
his father before Nasir is killed,
and I want another kid
anyways...*looks around*
Oops, did I say that last bit
out loud...? I had better
stop talking and go on to
the next question...

Favourite knight:

Chevalier Déguisé

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because he had a fake name
and was really King Richard.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Well, for one thing, soldiers
are expendable. I will die
for Sir Guy of Gisburne just
because. My life really is not
worth living anymore because
the only man I ever loved, next
to my Lord Guy of Gisburne,
never pays any child support
so life sucks. And, as I said,
I am a soldier...even if I am female.
And soldiers have a habbit
of dying: it's an ocupational
hazard...

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He wears a blue cape, and well
blue capes are scary. It
would get me near the many
implements of torture to keep my kid
in line. I may be able to
spy on one of the villages in
Sherwood and that would bring
me closer to finding Nasir,
whom I really hate because
he doesn't pay child support.



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NUMBER:

18

AGE:

18

NATIONALITY:

Irish

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Sarah the Jewess

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because she's crazy. Who turns
down an invitation to marry
Sir Guy of Gisburne? She's crazy!
And crazy people are dangerous
and dangerous people should die.

Favourite knight:

Sir Guy of Gisburne

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

There is no one else.
At least not in my heart.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Soldiers have a habit of dying;
it's an occupational hazard.
And I'll do anything for
Sir Guy, even die.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He has a really nice horse.
If he ever smiled, I'm sure
he'd have a really nice smile.
I love him. There, I said it,
that's why.



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NUMBER:

283

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

French

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Little John

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

What kind of name is Little John?
It pisses me off!

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I dunno. I just picked it
because I couldn't have
the "obvious choice."

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Oh! Expendable!
Sorry...Well, I suppose because
I'm not "the brightest bulb
on the tree."

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

My friends said I should.



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NUMBER:

111

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

red-blooded American

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead, Meg of Wickham
(and her friends too!)

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Lady Wolfshead needs to be
taught a lesson. I know
many techniques, some which
take minutes...I mean hours
to perform.

Favourite knight:

Sir Gawain

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because he knows how to
mix business with pleasure!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Truthfully, I'm not expendable.
But I need a job and this
is all there is. And
what kind of question is
this anyway? I am applying
for a guard position which
means, given the job, I
might get killed or severely
mutilated (Do you have guard
disability?). It's part of the job!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

If there's a steady paycheck
in it, I'll do anything Sir
Guy wants me to do.



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NUMBER:

36

AGE:

25

NATIONALITY:

Australian

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

She's a slut. Her husband
is barely in the grave,
when she's already getting
another!

Favourite knight:

Sir Galahad

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He was cool.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm female

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's a blonde and blondes
don't have enough brains to
get people into all
that much trouble.



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NUMBER:

5077

AGE:

22

NATIONALITY:

Dutch

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

I have absolutely
no free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Tuck

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because he offends my religion

Favourite knight:

Sir Guy

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He is smart. He knows how
to have fun (killing marathons
etc.) He is just the best.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

'Cause I believe in Sir Guy.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I really believe in his work
although I have no mind of my
own. I would die for him
every second of every minute
of every hour of every day
of every week of every month
of every season of every year
of every decade of every century
of every millennium of all my
lives to come. I will follow
him even if he leads me to hell.



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NUMBER:

13

AGE:

22

NATIONALITY:

Lithuanian

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

She is the best looking
wolfshead in Sherwood.

Favourite knight:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

None given

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I would commit treachery,
larceny, bribery and would
likely step on or over
Gisburne to further myself.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh! Ha! Ha!
*cough, cough* Ha!
WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?



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