NUMBER:

411

AGE:

7

NATIONALITY:

Javanese

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Who needs reasons when you've got
a great uniform and there's opportunities
to oppress peasants. Okay, okay, he's
no. 2 after my lord of Gisburne
in the sexiness stakes.

Favourite knight:

Alan Rickman (well, he should
be knighted)

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Was once Sheriff of Nottingham, and
has the best sneer and cynicism you
can muster, as well as outdoing
that twat Costner in the style
and panache stakes.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm a photography student.
The world needs not us - we
come somewhat lower on the
list than dung beetles.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's sexy as hell.



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NUMBER:

37

AGE:

before Beauty

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield
a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I've always been intimidated by
the strong, silent type.

Favourite knight:

Any knight in shining
armour

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I guess I'm just a
romantic at heart.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Aren't we all, really?
(Also because I wear a
'red shirt')

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is obviously NOT the strong
silent type. And I mean
that in the most complimentary
way......



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NUMBER:

53

AGE:

94 and a bit

NATIONALITY:

Martian

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

'Cos he's quite good looking.

Favourite knight:

Sir Toby Belch

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He's got the best name.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm flexible in every way

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's a top bloke and his
cape is very clean.



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NUMBER:

24

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

Arab (half-white)

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I have no free
will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Kevin Costner

Favourite knight:

Paul McCartney

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because I can

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

All the guards are expendable.
I'm just extra expendable.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

If I served Prince John or
the Sheriff I'd get killed
sooner.



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NUMBER:

173

AGE:

55

NATIONALITY:

NORMAN

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Martin

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I want to see if he's
actually capable of
making a noise. The best
way to discover this is to prod
him repeatedly with a
sharp, slightly rusty implement.

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I am determined to turn him
to the dark side

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

My mother always taught me
that the greatest honour for any
self-respecting Norman is to die
in excruciating agony whilst
dressed in a lovely blue cape.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I love him like a favourite
family pet.



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NUMBER:

1979

AGE:

39

NATIONALITY:

I'm Canadian.
Please don't tell anyone!

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from
arrows

Best trait:

I know how to wield
a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He has tried to kill my lord
and favorite knight many
times and I am getting sick
of him stealing my money and
giving it to the poor
people. Oh, and he tried to steal
my wife from me and
have her for his own.

Favourite knight:

Sir Guy of Gisburne

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He wears a blue cape, I
love his fighting style,
and his fashion sense.
He is also a very good mud
wrestler which comes in handy
when a wolfshead attacks him.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I am a good fighter. I am
willing to risk my life for my
lord and master, but eventually
I will drive you crazy with
my farting and talking
too much. You might want to
send me out there to
get killed.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is my hero and I would
do anything for him even
disguise myself as a tree to
spy on the wolfsheads and
anyone else you need me to
spy on. I would even take
a few arrows for my lord to
save his life.



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NUMBER:

1000

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

Australian

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I'll follow orders
blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because there may be a
promotion involved.

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I dunno.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Because I'm the lowest
of the low.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's really smart!



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NUMBER:

601

AGE:

17

NATIONALITY:

Polish and proud of it

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I know how to

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's pretty handsome...I mean, I want to kick his ass!

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Imagine how he could kick Robin's ass!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

There are no reasons.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I have nothing else to do.



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NUMBER:

70

AGE:

23

NATIONALITY:

Norman

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Tuck

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

So I can confiscate his
communion wine.

Favourite knight:

Lawrence of Arabia

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Blond, blue-eyed (he should be
on the look-alike page, and I
don't mean Pete O'Toole, though
he should be too).

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Never said I was!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He terrifys the sh** out of
me - Pass a hankie please!



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NUMBER:

82

AGE:

15

NATIONALITY:

Canadian

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because he's Robin Hood, why else?

Favourite knight:

Sir Alanna of Tortal

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because she is one of the only
female knights that I know of.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Even though I have most of my life
ahead of me I wouldn't mind
dying for a noble cause. I don't
have that many friends and I
don't think my parents would miss me
too much.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Because he's evil in a good way,
has a nice horse and takes
insults well.



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NUMBER:

807

AGE:

14

NATIONALITY:

I'm Canadian.
PLEASE don't tell anyone!

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He is good looking, silent
and one of their better
swordsmen.

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because he kicks butt.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I am one of many and guards
have a habit of dying

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is a good knight.



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NUMBER:

44

AGE:

14

NATIONALITY:

Unknown

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Arthur A Bland

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He is too nice!

Favourite knight:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I like his work!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I have no experience

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Robin has betrayed me and I want revenge



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