NUMBER: | 544 |
AGE: | 37 |
NATIONALITY: | French |
Favourite past-time: | Trampling on cabbages |
If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would: | Shield my lord from
arrows |
Best trait: | Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission |
The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most: | Will Scarlet |
Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat: | He's hot and hot tempered.
I like him a lot, even though
he's a bit scruffy. And if he's
in my lord's dungeon, I would
be able to enjoy torturing him.
Well, I'm rather a mild person,
so I'll probably only taunt
him and jeer. |
Favourite knight: | Mordred |
Reason(s) why I chose this knight: | Or was that the obvious choice
to be avoided? Blue eyed blonds
with vulnerable boyish faces
will be the death of me.
Well, that specific blue-eyed blond
has been the death of many others,
including his father, his mother,
his uncle and his aunt
(that's TWO people if you count them). |
Reason(s) why I'm expendable: | I'm expendable because many are
dying to become guardsmen, thus I
can be easily replaced. And
since many indeed die *after*
they become guardsmen (they are Sherwood
Forest's red shirts, yes?), I can
easily re-apply under a fake
identity afterwards for another
round of punishment. |
I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because: | If I can't be the Sheriff and
order Sir Guy around and torment
and abuse and insult him as I
please, abject submission to him
is the next best thing. *sigh* |
