NUMBER:

666

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

English

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

Men with blue capes frighten
me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Er......erm......well
.......um..... I ....
that is...you see...
Oh I don't know. I'm not
overblessed in the brains
department. My father always
used to say if they replaced
my brain with a turnip, I'd
never know. She's pretty
though, eh?

Favourite knight:

Sir Robin

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He has a nice style of running away.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm thick as pigs**t

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's lovely and kind and
brave and lovely.



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NUMBER:

59

AGE:

20

NATIONALITY:

Australian

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from
arrows

Best trait:

I know how to wield
a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because Will Scarlet is
a big wimp.

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because he's true to the
knight's code.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

n/a

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

No reason given



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NUMBER:

731

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

Dutch

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I have absolutely no free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

How dare she think she's
better than me?!! She's not.

Favourite knight:

Sir Paul McCartney

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because I have no idea what
he has done to become
a knight. They weren't THAT
good! [a reason why he ISN'T her
favourite knight then!]

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

What does that mean? Am I???

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

What else should I do?
I have too much time.



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NUMBER:

98

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from
arrows

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I'd like to see if I can
convert him. Ah well, it'll
be fun trying at least....

Favourite knight:

Nick Knight

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Vampires, yummy...

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Fierce prison record

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Sir who? Oh, oh, right.
Because I like his eyes.



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NUMBER:

101

AGE:

25

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

This bumbling fool rushes
headlong into things without
thinking. I like his style,
but there is only room for
one idiot. ME!

Favourite knight:

Sir Gawain

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I don't know

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I've got nothing better to do.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Who else drives miserable scum
villagers and wolfsheads before
him like a herd of cattle?
He'll stop at nothing to
put an end to Robin Hood.
And when he wanted to burn
Wickham to the ground I knew
he was a great leader.



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NUMBER:

72

AGE:

42

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Wow. Competent, deadly, doesn't
engage in unnecessary conversation.
What more could a lady ask
of a prisoner?

Favourite knight:

Nick Knight

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Great show till they changed
all the cast.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I have a moronic job which
has little relevance to anyone.
It would be better for me to
fight and die a glorious
death for Sir Guy.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

We have a bond because I
look a lot like him:
straight blonde hair, blue eyes,
large grin (though you don't
see it much on Sir Guy).
Of course, I'm also a woman
and he's a man. I thought the
episode where Herne's Son found
out that they were
half-brothers was great!!!



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NUMBER:

5412

AGE:

24

NATIONALITY:

Dutch

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

She's the weakest one
[Not from my lord of
Gisburne's experience!!!].

Favourite knight:

Sir Simon and Sir Rand

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because they fought and had
lots of sex, and also a bit
because they were rich.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

What the h*ll is expendible!?!?!?
[A clumsy spelling mistake I
should have noticed earlier and
have been trying to correct now.]

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I don't respect him. Does anybody?



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NUMBER:

98b

AGE:

17

NATIONALITY:

Dutch

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's just lovely when
he's angry.

Favourite knight:

William of Orange (the first
one who was killed in
1584).

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

1. He freed our country from the
Spaniards. Thanks to him we
now have a country named
The Netherlands.

2. I grow tired of all those
English knights. Most of them
I've never heard of, so I
go for the Dutch boy.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Ever seen me with with a
sword and a peasant?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I'd get tortured and killed
if I didn't.



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NUMBER:

50

AGE:

57

NATIONALITY:

I'm Canadian (Please don't
tell anyone!)

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a
sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He robs from the rich to
give to the poor.

Favourite knight:

Sir Edmund Hillary

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He can climb every mountain!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

None

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

In every life a little rain
might fall, and man, this
guy is a thunderstorm.
My knights are better than
my days.



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NUMBER:

42

AGE:

27

NATIONALITY:

Not given (He must
be Canadian too!).

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Much

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Euh.....I dislike his face
(almost fell for him once--
then found out he was a man).

Favourite knight:

Ewoudt den Nittelige

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Gives clear orders.
I like that much.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Expandable? What's that?
I don't have that at home...

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I'm good and need someone
to fight for so I can
prove it!



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NUMBER:

687

AGE:

687

NATIONALITY:

Norman

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I hate red heads [Perhaps
he meant Much?]

Favourite knight:

Peter Ustinov

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He was the slave master in
"Spartacus"

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm not a gentleman.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is a man after my own heart -
cruel, cowardly, and with a
great sense of fashion



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NUMBER:

2005

AGE:

2 & 1/2

NATIONALITY:

English

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

Men with blue capes frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He looks great in tights and I'd
love to spend time alone with
him in a dungeon of my choosing.

Favourite knight:

Sir Ian McKellen

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Does an arse-kicking Richard III,
Macbeth, and anyone else you
care to mention

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I rack up too much time watching tv
and cycling, avoiding getting a job
and sponging off anyone who's
stupid enough.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I'll respect anyone who pays me
to oppress peasant scum!



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