NUMBER:

3131x

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

American, but Norman at heart

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Much

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Much might tell us much about
the whereabouts of the Wolfshead.
This information could then be
used by Sir Guy to capture the
Wolfshead himself, for his
own glory and renown. I would be but
only a humble guard and would not
be worthy to apprehend such a
notorious villain as the Wolfshead
himself. Instead, that should be left
to worthier and mightier men, such
as Sir Guy of Gisburne. And, indeed,
if by apprehending Much I could
contribute to Sir Guy's glory,
I would be more pleased than if
I had trampled a field of cabbages.

Favourite knight:

Sir Perceval

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He's an honorable man who went
in search for the grail, a very noble
and worthy quest, but alas seems to
get little renown in the shadow of
Lancelot, who is less worthy and
pure after participating in an
adulterous affair with the Queen!
In this way, Sir Perceval reminds
me of Sir Guy of Gisburne, who
had hard roads and many toils and
strove bravely on them, but who,
alas! receive not the
recognition that is their due.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I come with a blue cape and a
loyalty to Sir Guy of Gisburne.
And really, who doesn't
want to be shot full of arrows or
hacked to bits for such a
worthy man as Sir Guy of Gisburne?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is the only truly noble man
in all of Sherwood, and,
therefore deserves all the help
that a lowly worm, such as
myself, could provide. Indeed, I
would be happy to take on any
burden that Sir Guy of Gisburne
would be willing to bestow on
me, because his duty is great and
his reward matches it not. Between
fighting the rabble of Wolfsheads
and bathing the Sheriff, Sir Guy has
shown true courage in the face of
such adversity, and deserves loyalty
as no one else in Nottingham.



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NUMBER:

7:15

AGE:

Just the right age to catch
the eye of a handsome knight

NATIONALITY:

German

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Whoever my lord Gisburne tells me to

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I don't pick anything. I'm just
following orders. The pay isn't
good enough to entice me to think.

Favourite knight:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I like a knight who can
wield a mighty pen. :-)

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm just a lowly peasant girl,
trying to make her mark in a cruel
and miserable medieval world.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's the prettiest blonde in
the shire. :D



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NUMBER:

4503

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

Irish/American

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Good looking! of course!
I'd like to get him drunk.

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

To have an affair! LOL!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I know what men want and how to
trick them. [Editor's Note: That
makes you far from expendable
in my book, sister! *g*]

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Sex Sex Sex-------of course.



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NUMBER:

87

AGE:

Early 20's

NATIONALITY:

English

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

It's the red hair does it
for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favourite knight:

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because he's the only one who
could come close to giving
me a run for my money!!!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Actually, I'm not!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

SOMEBODY has to be able to sort
those rebels out. And while they're
busy watching Gisbune messing about,
I'll be nipping round the
back, to cut off their escape,
legs, arms, privates, anything
I can get a sword blade to!



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NUMBER:

1050

AGE:

25

NATIONALITY:

Irish

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He needs to be taken down a
peg or two!

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Hey, who wouldn't want to be
a Jedi?

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm not, really.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's a proper knight. And blue
frightens me.



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NUMBER:

1010

AGE:

24

NATIONALITY:

Dutch

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's the only one that ever
defeated Robin of Loxley and
is very good with his eyebrows.

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He's a bit of a sissy, but
then I didn't have a lot of options.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Not too bright and crap
with crossbows

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

How can you say no to
those baby blue eyes?



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NUMBER:

NX01

AGE:

61

NATIONALITY:

Scandinavian (maybe not)

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Surrender immediately

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He stole my Saracen identity!!!!!!!!!

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I don't know.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm expendable because everybody
wants me to die.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

HIM?! I'm going to serve HIM?!
Never mind!



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NUMBER:

R2D2

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

I DON'T BLOODY KNOW!!

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Much

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He seems like the easiest
one to bloody catch!

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He obsessive-compulsively
kills people!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

NO ONE BLOODY LOVES ME!!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I'm a bloody moron.



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NUMBER:

2115

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

English!!!!

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Go for the throat of
corruption...If he dies,
they will follow...and this
time we must get rid of Herne
as well. Cannot have one of
his other bastards croping up...
[Editor's Note: Gosh! You're so mean! *g*]

Favourite knight:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Good imagination to create plans.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Cos I am me! U will soon
learn u need me. I will have
no problems with anything
u ask...even killing that
git sheriff.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He deserves utter respect and
I am willing to give it.



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NUMBER:

4831

AGE:

30

NATIONALITY:

Welsh

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

Men with blue capes frighten
me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Much

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because I don't think he's
as simple as he makes out...
and a few hours in the dungeon
would reveal his true colours.

Favourite knight:

Sir Edmund Hillary

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He's not dead (as far as
I know) Plus my boyfriend is a
Kiwi so it's politic
to pick one of the few famous ones.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Let's face it, I'm Welsh.
And to Gisburne, a Welshwoman
is expendable. Plus I
can't swordfight.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Sorry, I can't repeat the
reasons on a family website.



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NUMBER:

6-5000

AGE:

39...yeah..really.

NATIONALITY:

Uhm...Let me check the
label first.....ohmmfff...Ah. That
would be Irish/Elvish American.

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood (Really, is
there any other?)

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I would just like to maybe
keep him for awhile...No, I
will not elaborate on what
for, or doing what to...

Favourite knight:

Sir Derek Jacobi and Sir Bowen

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Tuesday was taken.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I didn't say "I" was
the one expendable!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Because I get to keep Robin, right?



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NUMBER:

MCMLX

AGE:

45 (or human equivalent).
80 by Torloc years. Okay,
okay!!! 45...Shhhhh!

NATIONALITY:

Jatayen/Keshan... (that would
be Native American)

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir and Greg Porretta

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because I can...Do I
get to keep them?

Favourite knight:

The Black Knight

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because I'm a bad girl. ;)

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Who said anything about expendable?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

His Hot Bod...need I say more?



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NUMBER:

5439

AGE:

I can't tell you

NATIONALITY:

Um...I think elvish
but there's pixy in
there somewhere.

Favourite past-time:

Arson

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand very still and
pretend I’m a tree

Best trait:

Men with blue capes frighten
me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Captain Jack Sparrow

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Please...it's Johnny Depp.
Why wouldn't anyone arrest this
beautiful soul...oh who
cares...arrest or want?

Favourite knight:

Oh I need myself some of that
Will Turner! [Editor’s Note:
Technically Will Turner isn’t
a knight, but what the hey?
I would have gone for
Norrington myself. *g*]

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Well helloooo pirate!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Expendable? Excuse me?
Wanna be hog tied?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's evil and that's way
cool. Oh and sexy in tights!



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NUMBER:

8887

AGE:

NA

NATIONALITY:

Cherokee

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Surrender immediately

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Little John

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He really is not so tough.

Favourite knight:

Sir Guy of Gisburne

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He is the best, right?

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I am not -- my body
is too perfect.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I am female.



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NUMBER:

XIII

AGE:

30

NATIONALITY:

In transit

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I’m a tree

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Kate Moss

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Slips through cracks in
floors too easily. Skinny people
should be done away with.

Favourite knight:

Sir Malthadas Dark

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He is dangerous and should
not be left out in
public unattended.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I am not expendable.
I am irreplaceable.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I don't. I want to oust him
and take his job. [Editor’s
Note: Ah. That’s not good.
It looks like you’re the
one who shouldn’t be left out
in public unattended. I think
we’d better lock you up for
your own good. Ask about the
last person who tried to
steal Sir Guy’s job. He fell...]



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NUMBER:

2154b

AGE:

6,257 years as the faery
flies...I preserve well.

NATIONALITY:

Venusian, Queen of the Fae

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I’m a tree

Best trait:

I’ll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Gildaroy Lockhart

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Him, or the nearest available
'pretty boy' in ruffles...I
like to play with ruffles... ;)

Favourite knight:

From "The Knights Who
Formerly Said Ni!’”...Third
Knight from the left.

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I caught sight of ruffle-edged...
"Knights in White Satin..."
[Editor’s Note: Huh?]

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Get pack of sugar crazed
kids to clap their hands,
and poof! I'm good as new!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He'd look really good
in ruffles...hmmm...panties
maybe? Do they make
rufflebutt tights for men?



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NUMBER:

4646

AGE:

24

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Liv Tyler

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Imagine what she can do
with those lips! ;-P

Favourite knight:

Sir Elton John

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Imagine what he can
do with his lips! ;-)

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Are you kidding?! With a
body (not to mention hair)
like this? Pishaw!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I enjoy being submissive.
He has handcuffs right?



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NUMBER:

8093

AGE:

19

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Seems like a good idea.

Favourite knight:

Sir Bowen

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He has a spiffy dragon.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I’m expendable?
Since when?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Respect? What’s that?



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NUMBER:

457.3

AGE:

32

NATIONALITY:

United States, a strange land
with stranger people.

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Anyone who got in
our way although I might
let the horse do some
fancy tricks on their
sorry carcass to amuse us.

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Someone needs to quash
their free will and spirit.
What would we do if they
all got up and left for greener
pastures? Well burn them down,
of course, but we can't
have them leaving without
giving us taxes anyway.

Favourite knight:

Why myself, of course!

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I look good in almost
anything, I fight like an
enraged demon from the pits
of Hades. I also find
myself entertaining.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I have never heard this
word used in a statement
about me, but the Captain on
the other hand (wait while
I adjust my crossbow)
could use a vacation.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Only he is more evil
and cunning than I.



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NUMBER:

XLII

AGE:

18

NATIONALITY:

Battle-axe

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I’m a tree

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Herne

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I will force him to
predict the correct lottery
numbers for me before I chop
his nasty head off. Perhaps
I will have it stuffed
and hang it on the
door in the outhouse?

Favourite knight:

Sir Guy of Gisburne

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

A little brown-nosing is
always part of the game.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Everybody is expendable
except our great and
inspiring leader: the smart
and invincible Sir Guy
with the Evil Inside.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

England will become be a
better place when we finally
free it from those frivolous
and fibbing freeloaders
in the forest.



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NUMBER:

4108

AGE:

29

NATIONALITY:

Bloody American

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Surrender immediately

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's exotically handsome, and
doesn't talk a lot!

Favourite knight:

Lawrence of Arabia

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

For a guy who was a little
light in the loafers, he
really kicked some Turkish butt!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Who said I was expendable?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's not all bad,
just misunderstood.



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NUMBER:

1152

AGE:

32

NATIONALITY:

German

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

I’ll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

1.) The weakest wolfshead
(I hope...or not?)

2.) A woman...I am not gay.

Favourite knight:

Guy of Warwick

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because you told me...and he
has a nice surname.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Because there are always
enough bullies, who like to
kick (legally) the peasants.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is the born leader of
all true men-at-arms/guards...
Being next to him, I feel
safe. Someone has to uphold
the law, and that champion
of the law is Sir Gisburne.



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NUMBER:

2127

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

British

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I’m a tree

Best trait:

Men with blue capes frighten
me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's nearly as sexy as the
lovely Guy of Gisburne!

Favourite knight:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Great stories :)

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Because I have no other
desire to be a guard
other than I'm insanely
attracted to blond, horsey men
whose only role in life is to
be the butt of the Sheriff's jokes.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's the only REAL man
in Nottingham and by Herne I'd
fancy a go! And if he
won't take me on as a
guard (on the grounds of my
female-ness), I'd willingly
serve as his concubine
(and groom Fury for him!)



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NUMBER:

1016

AGE:

20

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Much

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because I'm damn sure I'm
coming out on top if I ever
get into a fight with him,
that's why. I have a strong
sense of self-preservation.

Favourite knight:

Sir Winston Churchill

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He was the greatest Prime Minister
ever! I could go on for hours
extolling his praises, but
Sir Guy might get ticked off and
fire me before I'm actually
hired yet - which just
might ruin my day.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I belong to the "More Strength,
Less Style, Beat Them Down Till
They Stop Moving, Heavy Armor
is Your Friend" School of
Warfare. I use my head,
especially when dealing with
superiors. I follow my orders without
voiced question. I've got good night
vision. I also tend to take
injuries and keep going,
so I might actually get a few cuts
of my own in before some Saxon
cutthroat stabs me through my
ribcage several times. Now I
would hope that would rate me
"Not-Quite-Expendible-But-We-Won't-
Lose-Sleep-Over-His-Demise-Guard."

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He has honor (of a sort), he is
somewhat capable at his job,
he is a misunderstood soul, and,
most importantly, he has
the authority to throw me into
the dungeon if I don't, and I
have an aversion to spending
prodigous amounts of time
with rats named "Arthur."



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NUMBER:

6175

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

English

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Coz he's vicious like an
animal so to capture him
would drive him mad and
therefore be kinda funny.

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He is really fit and knows
how to fight well

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I’m not.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is gorgeous and I feel
kinda sorry for him as he
keeps losing to Robin Hood.



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NUMBER:

5213

AGE:

9000

NATIONALITY:

English

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He intrigues me, and
I like a challenge.

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Lightsabers. He may be
an idiot, but he has a
cool weapon, and you
gotta respect that.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

...Expendable... ~desu?
You will NOT call ORE-SAMA
expendable, bishounen...

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's not as much of an
idiot as some people
think...Besides, out
of all the options,
he's the best.



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NUMBER:

8006

AGE:

23

NATIONALITY:

Finn

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's the leader of that
bunch of outlaws.

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

The most famous.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Soldiers always are.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is an archetype of
knightliness.



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NUMBER:

6822

AGE:

42 -- I'll be 43 in
September this year.

NATIONALITY:

New Zealander -- I'm
from the Home of the
Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Surrender immediately

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

None of them

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Let them all live free and in
peace I say. Herne bless
and protect them all.

[Editor's Note: WHAT?!!!]

Favourite knight:

Aragorn and Boromir from
Lord of the Rings

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I picked these two because
to me they are both
what a true knight
should be and what he
should do. Help the weak,
defend the helpless and
fight against tyranny
wherever it may exist.

[Editor's Note:
OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
My eyes!!! My eyes!!! They BURN!!!]

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

No answer given.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I do not respect Sir Guy.

[Editor's Note: *Gasps in horror*
Right! You asked for it, lady!]



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NUMBER:

1720

AGE:

29

NATIONALITY:

Wiccan from Wickham

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Surrender immediately

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because he's my beloved
lord's half-brother, and,
therefore, he must be a really
nice guy. [Editor's Note:
Uh, we are talking about the
second Robin Hood, right? *g*]

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because I'd like to have a
sultry affair with my
leige's lady, too.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Because the Sheriff told me so.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Well, Gisburne is just
this Guy, you know?



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NUMBER:

2428

AGE:

40

NATIONALITY:

USA

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to
wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because I like this cutthroat.

Favourite knight:

Lawrence of Arabia

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because he is cool.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

No answer given.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Because he is cool.



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NUMBER:

1152

AGE:

32

NATIONALITY:

German

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

I’ll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

1.) The weakest wolfshead
(I hope...or not?)

2.) A woman...I am not gay.

Favourite knight:

Guy of Warwick

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because you told me...and he
has a nice surname.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Because there are always
enough bullies, who like to
kick (legally) the peasants.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is the born leader of
all true men-at-arms/guards...
Being next to him, I feel
safe. Someone has to uphold
the law, and that champion
of the law is Sir Gisburne.



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NUMBER:

9835

AGE:

31

NATIONALITY:

USA

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

None given

Favourite knight:

Sir Tristan

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

None given

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

None given

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

No reason given



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NUMBER:

5409

AGE:

As old as dear old
Nottingham itself
and I have the battle
scars to prove it

NATIONALITY:

British

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because he is the leader,
the general, the "head"
wolfshead and he is
the one who has brought
so much grief and anguish
to my dear Lord of Gisburne.
I truly despise seeing my noble
leader suffer undeserved
humiliation after undeserved
humiliation, especially from
that beastly Sheriff,
who will one day suffer the
most severe consequences
when my Lord of Gisburne
takes his rightful place as leader.

Robin Hood is also the people's
champion, the forlorn hope,
the underdog, the slippery
serpent who always slithers
away, the thorn in the side
and the eternal enemy. The
chance to catch him, bring
him to Nottingham Castle and
present him to my Lord of
Gisburne and to see the brave
knight's reaction is all the
pay I ask for. Riches I
need not, nor power, nor lands,
nor servants, nor long life.

Favourite knight:

Sir Bertrand de Nivelle
and Sir Brabancons

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because these men fought bravely,
courageously and valiantly in
many brutal campaigns and
wreaked good old havoc on the
unsuspecting populaces that
they conquered. They showed no
mercy, no pity and no
forgiveness to those who
were foolish enough to
stand in their way, just the
way things ought to be.
Their return is long overdue.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I place my allegiance, my
service and my life in my
Lord of Gisburne's hands
and am ready and willing to
do anything and everything
that the law of service
calls upon me to do. I
promise to do my duty and
always serve my Lord of
Gisburne, and to follow every
order he issues to the letter.
For this reason I consider
myself expendable, but only
to the true might of Nottingham.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I admire and respect Sir Guy
in all that he does
and all that he stands for.
One day those pesky Saxons
will truly realize just
what a mighty, brave and
courageous leader they have
the honour of living
under. I lie in bed at
nights dreaming of being as
noble and wise as Sir
Guy is and I would willingly
die for this majestic man.


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NUMBER:

9097c

AGE:

132 and still lookin' good

NATIONALITY:

CANADIAN MUH HAHAHAHAHA

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

David of Doncaster

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

No one knows who he is, which means no
one will be after him, and he will
probably stay at large. Also not knowing
him makes him more dangerous because
he could infiltrate your ranks
AND YOU WOULDN'T KNOW UNTIL IT
WAS TOO LATE *laughs insanely*

Favourite knight:

Sir Charles-fluffywuffy-snoogum-poo

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

1st) I find I can relate to him because
I have the force *smiles innocently*

2nd) I hate cats and respect those
who name them such things

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

As you may have guessed
by now I'm insane

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I love to set fire to things
and cause random panic. I believe
that Sir Guy would appreciate
those character traits and allow me to
reach my full potential with this job :)


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NUMBER:

447766

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

Scottish

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still
and pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Much

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He seems, on reflection, far and away
the easiest one to catch - short
of being hit on the head by
a club if Marion calls him.

Favourite knight:

Nick Knight

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Easiest to spell in future CV heroes
list. Also have no idea who he is.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I have no dependants, no fixed
abode, no formal education, unless
you include being stabbed 101.
Have my own false beard and colander,
for that authentic medevil look

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

The man just has class. Can repeat
the word serf in more ways than
was thought humanly possible.



NUMBER:

9114

AGE:

24

NATIONALITY:

German

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

Men with blue capes frighten
me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He has a great style of fighting.

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He is brave and true to
the knight's code.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Expendable??? ME???

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He has the most beautiful blue
eyes and is simply adorable.



NUMBER:

7878

AGE:

32

NATIONALITY:

Dutch

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He started it. :-P

Favourite knight:

Guy of Warwick

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He has a beautiful first name. :-)

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

There are more fishes in the pond.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I love you. :-D



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NUMBER:

58.6

AGE:

16

NATIONALITY:

British...very.

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Much

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I didn't consciously pick him.
When do people ever consciously
"pick" anybody? I'm afraid to
say my hormones picked him--and
not just for that reason. I
find him funny, in a very
unintentional sort of way, as
well as loyal and willing to
trample Wolfsheads, which I've
never liked much...they suffer
from what I like to call
the Innocent Crime Delusion...

Favourite knight:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He invented one of my very favorite
characters in all in literature,
so of course, I picked him.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I certainly hope you meant to
ask me why I am NOT expendable...

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Why do I respect him? He is a
strong supporter of Wolfshead
crushing, which I am a loyal
representative of, thank you very much.



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NUMBER:

7204

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

Who knows?

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Edward of Wickham

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's an annoying little toe rag who makes
comments like 'There ain't no harm in it.'

Favourite knight:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Elementary, my dear Gisburne.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

How long have you got?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's one in a million.



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