NUMBER: | 2626 |
AGE: | 26 |
NATIONALITY: | Norman-French: why do you think I have this outrrrrageous accent?! (Owns up) Oh, all right...English with Estonian ancestory. And...my father was a newt. But he got better... |
Favourite past-time: | Arson in general |
If confronted by wolfsheads, I would: | Engage in combat |
Best trait: | I know how to wield a sword |
The wolfshead I'd like to arrest most: | Alan A Dale |
Reason(s) why I picked this cutthroat: | Because I'd like the chance to make him sing a few octaves higher than what is reasonably considered normal. NB: I also have a Cunning Plan to capture Robert of Huntingdon, whereby we impose a blockade on Sherwood to stop vital supplies of peroxide reaching him. He'll have to come out to visit a chemist/drugstore sooner or later...The man is draining this country's natural resources of peroxide... (See, I'm ecologically-minded as well, the original Green Knight)
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Favourite knight: | Sir Once |
Reason(s) why I chose this knight: | Because once a King, always a King, but Once a Knight is enough...
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Reason(s) why I'm expendable: | Are you kidding? In me you
have a multi-tasking pyro-maniac with strange amphibian qualities - very useful next time you want to wrestle a wolfshead in a muddy waterhole and your chainmail starts shrinking. Plus the fact that if ever we were to be confronted by a horde of Estonian knights, I could act as interpreter for you and so
determine whether they were REALLY threatening to kill us or merely asking us the way to the beach. Me, expendable?? No, you need to hang on to ME, matey!
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I respect Sir Guy and would willingly serve him because: |
I was at school with him and Prince Valiant. AND:
#I'm a Knight of the Round Table,
I kill wolfsheads whenever I'm able!
I burn the town, I prance around,
And impersonate Clark Gable!#
NB: Just one more thing... if this doesn't get me the
job of Captain of the Guards...can I stalk the stalker that's stalking Sir Guy's secretary?? [Editor’s note: As the secretary who’s being stalked, this is more than fine with me! *g*
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