NUMBER: | 616a |
AGE: | 21 |
NATIONALITY: | English |
Favourite past-time: | Arson in general |
If confronted by wolfsheads, I would: | Shield my lord from arrows |
Best trait: | Men with blue capes frighten me into submission |
The wolfshead I'd like to arrest most: | Robin Hood |
Reason(s) why I picked this cutthroat: | Robin Hood should be arrested for numerous reasons:
1) For being fickle about his hair colour
2) For not paying his taxes
3) For not saving his sister Little Red Riding from the Big Bad Wolf
4) And most importantly, for not liking Sir Guy |
Favourite knight: | Sir Gawain |
Reason(s) why I chose this knight: | Hooray for Sir Gawain, who spilled the blood of the Jolly Green Giant, and never had to eat his vegetables again!
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Reason(s) why I'm expendable: | I am wearing a red shirt... Nope, that's Star Trek...
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I respect Sir Guy and would willingly serve him because: | I would willingly serve Sir Guy
Because he's such a handsome guy
And I would shoot that Robin Hood
Because he's isn't any good
Along with Robin I'll kill Will
And all the Wolfheads’ blood I'll spill
Then I'd go home to my Sir Guy
'cause he's the apple of my eye |