NUMBER:

1372

AGE:

29

NATIONALITY:

North American

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Don't like his attitude

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

It must be rough to go
from a whiner to a hero.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I’m a clutz.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I like someone who doesn’t give up.



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NUMBER:

609

AGE:

23

NATIONALITY:

Canindenian

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

That Guy...You know
the one.

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Do I have to explain myself?

Favourite knight:

Sir Sean Connery

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He's got a cool accent!!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I wear a purple dress...and
I'm a guy!!!!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's a guy too...I hope...
not that I've looked
or anything! It's just
what I've heard!!!!! Yeah,
that's it...I hope he
doesn't recognize me!!!!!



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NUMBER:

555d

AGE:

4 (cat years)

NATIONALITY:

Wickhamese (Feline)

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

Men with blue capes frighten
me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Sir Guy's Secretary

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Oh you know what you
did!!!!!!!!!! I'm still
after you for that!!!! I
remember what you did last
time I was here.

Favourite knight:

Kathye and Flora

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because I think anyone who can
run a bakery that well
deserves to be a knight, so
they should both be
knighted!!!!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm a cat and I've already
died once.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I want to make his secretary's
life a living hell and
the only way to do that
is to serve Sir Guy...



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NUMBER:

1548

AGE:

30

NATIONALITY:

Welsh

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Edward of Wickham

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He is easily intimidated
by men in blue capes.
Even men in blue.

Favourite knight:

Sir Sagramore

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He reminds me of my
lord of Gisburne.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I know how to fall over.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I know how to fall over.



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NUMBER:

1234

AGE:

37

NATIONALITY:

Ivan is Russian; I am
American.

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Much

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's stupid. Really stupid.

Favourite knight:

Sir Roland

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He worked for Charlemagne.
He's a good dude.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'll teach you to swear
in Russian.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He's hot.



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NUMBER:

5678

AGE:

33

NATIONALITY:

Unknown (a bit of everything)

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Prince William

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's a frumpy wizard that
has put a spell on all
the decent girls in
Christendom! D'oh!

Favourite knight:

Sir Galahad

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Monty Python. Anyone
remember HIS adventure?

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm as bufff as Arnold. Not
to mention how sweet I am.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Because one false move and
I kick his frumpy butt too.
[The question isn't why he
should respect you! *g*]



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NUMBER:

9012

AGE:

20ish

NATIONALITY:

English

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I'll follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

No reason given.

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

No reason given.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Due to previous cowardice in
battle, I wish to die for
some lord or other and
you will do.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

No one else will have me.



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NUMBER:

757

AGE:

39

NATIONALITY:

Canadian

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I'm a tree

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I'd really like to get
close to her. You can
hold her against me anytime.

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Just another legend I'm
interested in.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm not expendable and neither
are my workers. If you
are not careful I'm going
to organise a union and
then you will be in real
trouble. We will strike for
real food and benefits
such as as a bonus for each
kill, a health plan and
maybe even a pension
plan (if we live).

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is so cute he could
really turn a guy's head.
Failing that I would shoot
him in the back and blame
it on the wolfsheads.
I'm sorry but I'm still
laughing!!



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NUMBER:

1831

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

Scots

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

She’s cutesome!

Favourite knight:

Sir Calidor

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Edmund Spenser’s knight of
courtesy. And if you can't
be polite then what’s
the use?

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

1.Too ambitious for my own good.
2. Don't want to go back to my
office next week

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I get the chance to be all
I can be, meet interesting
people and kick serfs.



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NUMBER:

996

AGE:

53

NATIONALITY:

English

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

'Cos he's a bit girly.

Favourite knight:

The hopes of the ladies
are in Sir Mountable

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I dunno.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Expe...expen..expund...what?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I love him.



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NUMBER:

616a

AGE:

21

NATIONALITY:

English

Favourite past-time:

Arson in general

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

Men with blue capes frighten
me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Robin Hood should be arrested
for numerous reasons:

1) For being fickle about his hair colour
2) For not paying his taxes
3) For not saving his sister Little Red
Riding from the Big Bad Wolf
4) And most importantly, for not liking Sir Guy

Favourite knight:

Sir Gawain

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Hooray for Sir Gawain, who spilled
the blood of the Jolly Green Giant,
and never had to eat his
vegetables again!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I am wearing a red shirt...
Nope, that's Star Trek...

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I would willingly serve Sir Guy
Because he's such a handsome guy
And I would shoot that Robin Hood
Because he's isn't any good
Along with Robin I'll kill Will
And all the Wolfheads’ blood I'll spill
Then I'd go home to my Sir Guy
'cause he's the apple of my eye



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NUMBER:

498

AGE:

26

NATIONALITY:

Austrian

Favourite past-time:

SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

Men with blue capes frighten
me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I think if I can catch
Robin Hood himself, I will
impress my lord and maybe I
will get a delicate reward.

Favourite knight:

Guy of Warwick

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He has a nice first name.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I think I will enrich his
love life. [And you think this
makes you expendable?! *g*]

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I am simply in love with him.



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NUMBER:

908

AGE:

26

NATIONALITY:

American

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Run away

Best trait:

Men with blue capes frighten
me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

That little bastard of John's...
I forget the name...little
bastard... [Martin? *g*]

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He pisses me off damnit!
The little bastard!

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

That sword of his would
be quite effective in
decapitation.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

No family, no friends, no life.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

I'm bored of not having any
family, friends, or a life.



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