NUMBER:

1683

AGE:

423

NATIONALITY:

British

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I知 a tree

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Much

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Bad hair is a crime against nature

Favourite knight:

Sir Oliver Reed

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Belch. I can pick any knight
I wish. What I need (roll eyes
a bit), Is (roll tongue
a bit as well) A drink.
When's my next chat show?
(Pint of ginandtonicplease...)

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Have you seen me in
any previous episodes?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He has nice hair.



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NUMBER:

3352

AGE:

29

NATIONALITY:

Swedish

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I値l follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Marion

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

This bossy girl has no skills
whatsoever and belongs in a
castle sewing (guard) clothes,
not minding everyone else痴
buisniess!

Favourite knight:

Sir Bowen

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

This knight, even though he
is just a shadow of Sir Guy,
represents the best in a knight:
skill, chivalry and the skill to put
his skills to practical
purposes!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Since I am always faithful
to Sir Guy. I do not need a
reason to be
expendable. I do whatever
he orders!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He is simply the most splendid
knight who ever lived! May
he live forever!



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NUMBER:

44c

AGE:

12

NATIONALITY:

British

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Surrender immediately

Best trait:

I have absolutely no
free will of my own

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He's really rather saucy

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

My friend, Gwinny, and I checked
him out at the Local Women of
Wickham Joust and Feast as
Much as You Can "Doo" last week
and he seemed pretty saucy too.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I have a "Devil May Care!" attitude

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He may not be saucy, but he is sassy! (and I like burning villages)



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NUMBER:

151

AGE:

32

NATIONALITY:

British/American

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I知 a tree

Best trait:

I値l follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

He murdered Sarak; he needs
severe punishment. That and I'd
love to get close to all
that leather...grrr!!

Favourite knight:

Sir Maurice de Bracy (Ivanhoe)

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

For all his faults he is an
honourable man.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Expendable...? Nobody never said
nuffin 'bout being expendable!!

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He has a *really* nice horse!



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NUMBER:

205

AGE:

205

NATIONALITY:

Careninan

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

All the others blather on so much
it confounds my plans...hrmph...
my lord's plans that is...
And his name is so long, he
must be worth more in gold.
And hey, dark and blond make
such a lovely pair. He's all furry...

Favourite knight:

Sir John Haig

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

"With our backs against the wall
and believing in the justice of
our cause, each one of us
must fight to the end. The saftey
of our homes and the
freedom of mankind alike
depend on the conduct of each
one of us at this critcal
moment..."

This is the sort of thing I'd
like to be able to remember to
say when I'm losing so
badly all my men have mutinied...

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

How dare you! Get them!
Other background war cries!
(Gurgle urk)

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Anyone who says "My Lord" so
often obviously has a strong
message for humankind.



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NUMBER:

2002

AGE:

22

NATIONALITY:

British

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Engage in combat

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Marion

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Phwoar!

Favourite knight:

Sir Cumference

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

He gets around.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm a clone of Jeremy Beadle.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He means well.



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NUMBER:

149

AGE:

14

NATIONALITY:

Ick! American.

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I知 a tree

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Nasir

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Isn't it obvious? After all, he is
possibly the most delectable - ah,
I mean, vicious wolfshead
of the lot and his exotic, or rather,
heathen practices should be put
to punishment. After all, there are
quite a few torture methods
I have been working out that I
would love to try. They involve
whipping, and chains, and chocolate...
*evil grin*

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I have this thing for cute knights
with blond hair, and - oops! Did I
say that out loud? I meant, he
is an honorable knight who I'm
sure wouldn't allow wolfsheads to
go running around the place, and
I'm sure he enjoys stomping on
cabbage as much as I do.
Really, I meant it.
Honest, guv'nor!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

Me? Expendable? Never! I could
provide you, Milord of Gisburne,
with such pleasurable - um -
amusing pastimes. We could,
um . . . stomp cabbage together.
*wink wink* Why would you want
any harm to come to me?

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Hm ... serve him ... How?
*evil laughter* Oh, because he's
an absolute darling, top-hole
leader material, and he has this
lovely blue cape that I'm
sure two people could use quite
comfortably as a blanket - oops,
no, what I meant was ... No,
I didn't mean it. Honest, guv'nor!



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NUMBER:

536

AGE:

20

NATIONALITY:

Dutch

Favourite past-time:

Setting villages on fire

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I知 a tree

Best trait:

I know how to wield a sword

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

I like him the most. The rest I
would kill immediately. Hahahahahaha!

Favourite knight:

CC Babcock

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

She is great! Of course she is
not a real knight but she is
everything I want to be.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I have seen all the episodes
of Robin of Sherwood. I know all the
wolfhead's tricks! [ And this makes
you expendable?!! *g* ]

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

Blue is my color. I love
to wear blue!



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NUMBER:

726

AGE:

16

NATIONALITY:

English

Favourite past-time:

Kicking peasants

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Robin Hood

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

Because he greatly offends my
lord of Gisburne and I will do
anything to make my lord happy.

Favourite knight:

Sir Guy

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Because he is the most beautiful
man in the world. Did you
see him in "Excalibur"?
Oh, hubba hubba! He wields
a spear like no one can!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I will do anything for Sir
Guy of Gisburne [Yep, that
would do it! *g*]

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

As I said before, he is the
most beautiful man. He is
fearless, strong, brave,
handsome, persistent, cute,
good-looking, attractive,
alluring...And he has a hidden
sensitivity...I love him!



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NUMBER:

113

AGE:

825

NATIONALITY:

Saxon

Favourite past-time:

Drinking

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Shield my lord from arrows

Best trait:

I値l follow orders blindly

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Will Scarlet

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

What a way to go! At the hands
of Sherwood痴 most attractive.

Favourite knight:

Luke Skywalker

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

I love his black Jedi robes.

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

I'm a bit of a cowardly type really.

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He looks better in a swishy
blue cloak than me.



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NUMBER:

888

AGE:

100

NATIONALITY:

Unknown

Favourite past-time:

Trampling on cabbages

If confronted by
wolfsheads, I would:

Stand really still and
pretend I知 a tree

Best trait:

Men with blue capes
frighten me into submission

The wolfshead I'd
like to arrest most:

Lady Wolfshead

Reason(s) why I
picked this cutthroat:

How Come SHE got
Robin ???????

Favourite knight:

Sir Lancelot

Reason(s) why I chose this knight:

Heard he saves damsels in distress !!

Reason(s) why I'm expendable:

??

I respect Sir Guy and
would willingly serve
him because:

He never does anything right??!!



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