NUMBER: | 46 |
AGE: | 25 |
NATIONALITY: | American |
Favourite past-time: | Trampling on cabbages |
If confronted by wolfsheads, I would: | Surrender immediately |
Best trait: | Men with blue capes frighten me into submission |
The wolfshead I'd like to arrest most: | Nasir |
Reason(s) why I picked this cutthroat: | I have steeled myself to spending many many long hours interrogating this handsome outlaw in the privacy of my chamber where his moans...um, screams won't be heard by anyone but myself. |
Favourite knight: | Lawrence of Arabia |
Reason(s) why I chose this knight: | Because T.E. Lawrence was my childhood hero -- hey who knew about masochism at 11 -- and still fascinates me. BTW, he was never knighted. |
Reason(s) why I'm expendable: | I am hardly expendable, no matter what Sir Guy thinks. Besides, I snuck into the castle disguised as a serving maid and have all the
plans to the dungeon. I can lead tours through
there if I am not hired at an exorbitant salary.
And I expect health and life insurance. |
I respect Sir Guy and would willingly serve him because: | You're kidding, right? I need the work. Anyway, I am trying very hard to impress a 20th century detective and a fictional four hundred year-old
immortal, as well as attempting to seduce... ahem...capture and tortue a 12th century fictional outlaw prone to leather pants. A badge and sword will impress these guys, I'm certain....
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